Wednesday, September 29, 2004

A hole

I now have a hole in my nail. I should become a doctor with my candle, needle, cotton ball and 70% rubbing alcohol. Would you trust me?

Tuesday, September 28, 2004

Please pardon the emptiness

There will be a lacking of posts for at least the next week due to an injury on one of my right hand digits. When the posts return, it means that I didn't need surgery.

Monday, September 20, 2004

And a note from Clair...

Here's Clair's latest bit of wisdom:

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Smartest girl alive!

Strangeness

We all have that one person in our lives that will never do what you think he or she should do. In any given situation, you will expect one thing, and then 5 minutes later, you'll be left wondering, "What just happened?" My only hope for you is that when that 5 minutes hits you, you're not stranded in a strange city at 2 am waiting for a cab with people trying to hit on you and take you home. And my advice for all of those seniors out there... find jobs in herds. Be a sheep, move to Indy.

Sunday, September 12, 2004

Picking up Girls

I went out with the Boy's coworkers last night. We did a little bar hopping, (and when I say a little, I mean a little... Officially we only hopped once) and the last bar we went to had awesome tater tots. I know Jackie is saying, "What the hell? There's no such thing as even close to good tater tots!" But they were by far the best tater tots that have ever touched my mouth. Hot, fresh, dipped in hot nacho cheese..... Ummm... my mouth is watering just thinking about it. However, I'm not so sure that it was the actual tater tot, or the fact that I had a bit too much to drink. At any rate, one of the guys was distributing these tater tots to hot chicks that were walking by.... my favorite quote from last night... "Yeah, she was really eyeing my tater tots."

Thursday, September 09, 2004