Top Ten Reasons

Here are the Top Ten Reasons Why Audra should come live with me:

10. Minnesota has some good places for her to learn how to ski
9. She could teach the Minnesotians about real Southern Hospitality, not this "Minnesota Nice" shit
8. 672.12 miles closer to Utah
7. Columbo will have fun in the snow.
6. She would get to live with me! :)
5. Free Rent!
4. Fondue every night!
3. Crafting after work
2. We could start planning our flower shop
1. We would tear up the town!!!

Offer's still on the table!

To the high school boys standing outside JoAnn's

Yes, I did hear you call me ugly.
Yes, I did see you at Michael's.
Yes, I do think you're gay, especially for dressing alike.
And yes, your manhood could have been salvaged if you had moved 20 yards down to the Sportsmart to wait for your ride.

* For real men, Michael's and JoAnn's are both craft stores. You know, with girlie things.

Ha Ha FE, you've been mofoed!

As almost all engineering students fear, at the end of their senior year, we take the Fundamentals of Engineering exam. Well, I got a letter Saturday from the state of Indiana saying that passed it with a 74. Now, I have no idea if that's good or not, all I know is that I passed. I celebrated with a Snak Pak. The next question is, do I go on to get my PE??

SNAP!

DoubleSpeak

So as I was booking a flight on-line today, I noticed that Orbiz has a "Gay Travel" section. To preface the rest of this post, I have nothing against gays, lesbians, and bisexuals. I'm a very much "to each his/her own" and "whatever floats your boat" type of person. Now that's out of the way, I don't understand this. Homosexuals have been avocating equal rights, and that they just want to be treated like everyone else. So why do they get their own travel section? If they get a travel section, then I want one labeled, "Yuppie Travel." And while we're at it, I want a Yuppie Pride Parade. And I want to put a green oval on the back of my car, signifying my yuppieness. And in this gay travel section, do they get better discounts to places like Boston, New Hampshire and Hawaii? Do they actually check your sexual preference, or could I pose as a lesbian and get the trip to Hawaii half off? Do you think I could get discounted travel to Seattle?

Job Posting

I am willing to pay someone $50 to clean my apartment. Please submit your resume via the comment section. This job posting will close on Monday, and the work must be completed by Thursday. Please supply recommendations.
Thank you and good luck.

Spiderman 2

I went with Andrew to see this movie a couple of days ago. I thought it was an excellent movie.... it kinda brings you up to speed with what's going on in the world. Did you know that there is an elevated line through all of Manhanttan? And, if a professor ever asks you what the eigen values are, just answer "2.6 mV" And if your fusion reaction ever goes out of control, just dunk it in water.... no matter that if it's huge that it will cause the river to boil and evaporate and increase the ocean temperature about 10 degrees, killing many of the organisims that live there. I don't believe in suspension of disbelief.

Minnesotans suck

While trying to turn in my rent check...

I didn't have the little thingie that they gave me to get into the front door of the leasing office, so I thought, "I'll just go in through the pool area." So I walk over to the pool gate, and while I was there, fiddling with my keys, there were about 5 people inside the gate just watching me. I still couldn't get in after the sprinklers came on, so these people were just there watching me get wet and not getting into the pool area. Yet another example of why Minnesotans suck.