Beaucoups defined:

Big Beaucoups=(Infinity)*($TEXAS)+(Threeve)-(negative elevinty billion)

Yes, I'm dating a math major.

It's kinda like dressing up for a formal only to arrive with only 2 couples left. Or discovering that the sword is mighter than the pen. Or ordering bourbon as a mixer for gin. Or exiting the stage before your dance number.

But I just found out a most disturbing information. My boyfriend was turned on by Tim Hunt in a kilt. Maybe my boyfriend needs one of those crotch patches that the Scottish wear. It's like the hair they have in that region is not enough, so they put a patch of animal hide there to compensate. Or maybe they give the really heavy crotch patches to the teens so that they won't be embarassed when they can't control their nether regions. Or they define status within the town, like the antlers on deer, only opposite. The smaller the crotch patch, the higher on the social totem pole. I like to compare it to guys driving big trucks.