I Ryan Newman



If only he didn't change his car or got in that wreck... I think he would have won!

As many people know, I don't like football, and I don't like NASCAR, but I was informed, that because I have a driver, I have to like NASCAR more than than I like football. That's fine. I can handle that. I understand NASCAR. I mean, if people who have mullets, drive pickup trucks with gun racks and shoot their own dinner can understand it, than surely I can too. Football's more complicated. The goal is smaller, there are more people the entire time, and they run in different directions.