So, everyone who told me that people in Minnesota are "so nice" are liars. I've decided that Minnesota is not part of the Midwest, (I don't know if anyone else considers it to be), but part of this not being classified as a part of the Midwest is the lack of the "Midwest hospitality."

To the girl at the Grocery store who wouldn't let me out of my parking spot, I hope you get ear cancer from your cell phone.

For everyone at the Grocery store who ran me down without saying "Excuse me" or "sorry", I hope your chicken has salmonella.

For the guy who wouldn't hold the door for the girl with the huge cart of groceries, I hope you fall off your motorcycle.

RAHR!