To the high school boys standing outside JoAnn's

Yes, I did hear you call me ugly.
Yes, I did see you at Michael's.
Yes, I do think you're gay, especially for dressing alike.
And yes, your manhood could have been salvaged if you had moved 20 yards down to the Sportsmart to wait for your ride.

* For real men, Michael's and JoAnn's are both craft stores. You know, with girlie things.