Top Ten Reasons

Here are the Top Ten Reasons Why Audra should come live with me:

10. Minnesota has some good places for her to learn how to ski
9. She could teach the Minnesotians about real Southern Hospitality, not this "Minnesota Nice" shit
8. 672.12 miles closer to Utah
7. Columbo will have fun in the snow.
6. She would get to live with me! :)
5. Free Rent!
4. Fondue every night!
3. Crafting after work
2. We could start planning our flower shop
1. We would tear up the town!!!

Offer's still on the table!